The first kid to come on stage was a girl.
"What's your name girl & how old are you?"
"My name is Cheryl & I am 8 years old."
"OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite of cow?"
"Very good! That's correct. Now here's a Barbie doll for you. Ladies & gentlemen, please give her a round of applause."
The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar fashion with the kids getting all the simple questions correct until it was time for the 10th kid to come on stage.
The audience were very impressed with this kid as he was very clever & articulate from the moment he stepped on stage, before being asked, announced, "My name is Johnny. I am 7 years old and I like English, Math & Art. My hobbies are collecting stamps & stickers."
The audience liked him immediately because of his confidence & had started to clap for him. His parents, standing right in front of the stage, were beaming with pride at how smart their son was.
"OK, Johnny, you should know the answer to this question very well. Close 2 eyes also can answer. Tell me, what is the opposite of cock?"
The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, moved closer to the microphone & finally answered proudly, "Chee Bai!"
What is Chee Bai ?
Seriyes nie... tatau....
it's a dirty word in kantonis representing female genitalia.
hahaha lawak lawak..cibai pun tak tau hahaha
woiiiitttt hang jgn gelak, tu kak hang yg tanya tu....
akak aku yg mana satu pulak ni...akak aku mana ada nama cikliah
akak masa kat tepen dulu la...
Owhhhh... siapa ini lehmann ??? gelakkan guwa yekkk... tak pa.. tak pa...
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