Friday, August 29, 2008

...howwwzattt... "V" for vendetta...

Last night I watched this movie "V" for Vendetta on the Cinemax channel 412 and I'm pretty sure some of you out there had watched it too whether on the tv or cinema. It was about how Britain has become a totalitarian republic, ruled by the Norsefire party.

The ruling government or should I say the ruling party employ various ways in using the government machinery and the mainstream medias just to stroke fear into the heart of every citizen so that no one would ever dare to move against them.

V for Vendetta collected edition cover,

Now, this is something familiar to us isn't it? The party, secret police, government agencies, medias and the likes.

I was wondering why they did not ban the movie from reaching our shore...

"The people should not fear the government,
its the government who should fear the people..."
Quote from "V" the main character.


In the year 2038, Britain has become a totalitarian republic, ruled by the Norsefire party. About 20 years previously, many world governments were on the brink of collapse due to the War on Terror spiraling out of control. Little is mentioned of foreign countries, but the outside world is implied to be in chaos, with the "former United States" dissolving in an ongoing civil war. Britain was able to survive the crises by embracing a fascist government with large emergency powers, which managed to save Britain from total collapse and restore order. However, for the past decade or so the immediate danger has subsided, but Norsefire maintains a totalitarian grip on power. Norsefire also uses state-controlled mass media as a propaganda tool to support the government. (go here for more)

Thursday, August 28, 2008

...howwwzattt he's a very jollygood fellow...

Men Are Just Happier People;)

1. Your last name stays put.
2. Your garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be President.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white.
8. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
9. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
10. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
11. The world is your urinal.
12. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
13. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
14. Same work, more pay.
15. Wrinkles add character.
16. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
17. People never stare at our chest when you’re talking to them.
18. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
19. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
20. One mood all the time.
21. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
22. You know stuff about tanks.
23. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
24. You can open all your own jars.
25. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
26. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
27. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
28. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
29. You almost never have strap problems in public.
30. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
31. Everything on your face stays its original color.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. You only have to shave your face and neck.
34. You can play with toys all your life.
35. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
36. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
37. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
38. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
39. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
40. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

...howwwzattt... we rock!!!

The image was taken from

Am I a traitor to the nation if I flew our Jalur Gemilang upside down? To fly one flag upside down is an international maritime stress signal. Ok, am I evil if I flew the dacing's flag upside down? It was my interpretation of the coalition in a distress state.

Here is something that might make your day taken from here.

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

ALGORE: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

*And now, the local version (for Singapore and Malaysia)

LEE KUAN YEW (Former Prime Minister Singapore): We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should be able to cross safely to the other side.

LEE HSIEN LOONG (Current Prime Minister Singapore): Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.

ABDULLAH BADAWI (Current Prime Minister Malaysia): We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR (Former Prime Minister Malaysia who MUST migrate now): Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How can they disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be allowed to crossover first. It is our right!

SAMY VELU (Former Minister of Works Malaysia): After we have erected the toll booths, all chickens are free to cross the road.

ANWAR (Opposition party leader Malaysia – now PM-in-Waiting): We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September. My little Contribution. Feel free to come up with your own. After all, this is what Democracy is all about.

NAJIB (DPM Malaysia – Now looking for eggs before they become more chickens): Dead chickens can’t cross the road. I blew them up with C4 !

SAIFUL (Najib's Rear Intelligence): Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I will find out.
KHAIRY ( AIR Apparent – Apparently): If you saw me coming, you’d cross the road too.

SYED HAMID ALBAR (Home Minister cum DNA Profiler wannabe): Are you sure it was a chicken and not a duck?. Are you sure there is no sinister motive? Let’s wait for the DNA results. (DNA- Does Not Apply)

So, how was that???

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

...howwwzattt... catwalk anyone???

What on earth you going to call it if not other than political motivated? First you accused somebody had penetrated your posterior. The next day you further strengthen your accusation by holding the Holy Quran in a mosque a day before the nomination day. All of a sudden, you've been parading and catwalking (literally) your being in Permatang Pauh.

Bahh, talk-cock about coincidence yet consenting them to show your movie to the public...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

...howwwzattt...I'm too sexy for my love...

Lavigne 'too sexy' for Malaysia gig

Malaysia's Islamic opposition party has urged the government to cancel a planned concert by Avril Lavigne. They say the singer's on-stage moves are "too sexy" for the Muslim-majority country.
Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party official Kamarulzaman Mohamed said that Lavigne's concert would promote the wrong values on the eve of Malaysia's independence day on August 31.
Lavigne, a Grammy-nominated rock singer who burst to fame with her 2002 debut album Let's Go, plans to start her month-long Asia tour with a performance in Kuala Lumpur on August 29.
The concert organiser denied Lavigne's show had any "negative elements".

QUESTION: Why nobody complaining when the whole of Bollywood partying themselves in Genting before? Why nobody complaining when one of our minister's wife (muslim of course) couldn't help herself in planting a kiss on one of the Bollywood actors? Why nobody complaining when the Pussycat Dolls did their raunchy moves while performing last year?

To me their acts are more likely giving wet dreams to the masses, don't you agree?

...howwwzattt... may I grope your behind pt. 3???

Courtesy from Susan Loone (even the FRU personel is
enjoying the scene: far left)
Well well well, it seems indecent acts were pretty much tolerated by their camps. The fact is, I still haven't seen any photos that implicated the other side of any wrongdoing except for the accusation by the federal people.

See the huge banner with the PM and their candidate in the foreground? Yeahh man, carry on with the backside shafting. Show them how to properly do a doggy hahahaha...

Monday, August 18, 2008

...howwwzattt... may I grope your behind pt. 2???

Hmm... no wonder you've been fondled, molested, squeezed and all. It was you all along the one that intimidating your own kind...

Was wondering whether that lone guy was being harassed by the putris that are not so putris and how their leaders might have felt when seeing one of those many photos after making bold accusation after the opposition???

Sunday, August 17, 2008

...howwwzattt for warisan...

I'm sure many of us had sang this song when we're in school those days. Someone had highlighted it even compulsory for new students to sing the song during their orientation week when she was in UITM. The song even made it's way to BTN.

I've never pursue my study in any universities let alone UITM and surely never attend any of the BTN programmes but I couldn't agree more that the lyrics plus its melody was beautifully crafted to give this sense of belonging and could uplift the spirit of nationalism to a new level.

But I wonder when one starts to sing the song did he or she realized the scenarios that happen today are pretty much proportional related?

Anak kecil main api
terbakar hatinya yang sepi
air mata darah bercampur keringat
bumi dipijak milik orang

Nenek moyang kaya raya
tergadai seluruh harta benda
akibat sengketa sesamalah kita
cinta lenyap di arus zaman

Indahnya bumi kita ini
warisan berkurun lamanya
hasil mengalir ketangan yang lain
pribumi merintih sendiri

Masa depan sungguh kelam
kan lenyap peristiwa semalam
tertutuplah hati terkunci mati
maruah peribadi sudah hilang

Kini kita cuma tinggal kuasa
yang akan menentukan bangsa
bersama berbakti
pulih kembali harga diri

Kini kita sudah tiada masa
majulah dengan gagah
janganlah terlalai
teruskan usaha
melayukan gagah dinusantara...

...howwwzattt... may I grope your behind???

If I'm a true lady I wouldn't be putting myself in a position where my butt will be the place for people to rest their hands on. What more if parading yourselves inside the opposition camps, wasn't it just plain stupid of me.

That's what just happened to Putri Umno. Yeahyeahyeah they just want to help with the "jihad" so they said but the way I see it they're just an instrument for someone higher from the foodchain just to incite bloody controversies (read here).

From where I see it, those putris were asking for their fleshy butt cheeks to be fondled...

Friday, August 15, 2008

...howwwzattt... rambut sama hitam...

This coming 31 August will marks our nation Merdeka Day. I’ve read somewhere in the newspaper last week, for this year celebration the government will trim down the spending by halves compare to last year celebration. By trimming down the cost means, it’ll still in an 8-figure bracket, which are RM20 millions. This is inline with the current economic downturns that we face, so they said.

Wowww… Imagine with all that money…

Never in my life did I fly our flag during Merdeka Day celebration except during my schooldays. Am I being an un-patriotic ungrateful citizen?

I love my country, this country as any of those flag bearers patriot. The only different is I love my country with all my heart and I have my heart to celebrate Merdeka Day with.
So don’t tell me how and when to show my love to this country!!!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 easy listening...

Hahaha... I was just wondering if this conversation did ever materialized. Most likely I say. The way they keep us in the dark for whom should they field to face Anwar, I'm sure 70 percents of the dialogues are true.

It was taken from Perisik Rakyat blog.

PM: Okay people, you all know we have to face Anwar in Permatang Pauh and that is not exactly kacang puteh, so we must get the best candidate or we will be eaten alive.

Najib: Actually there is only one candidate here who can fight him there and he hails from a nearby constituency.

PM: Who, who? Call him now.

Najib: Its you Pak Lah. Only you can win there. I suggest you resign your seat and take on Anwar in PP. As for KB, it is a safe seat.

PM: Wow, what a good idea. When he trashed me real good, I will be without a seat in government and an easy target in our own elections in December. Very clever ha you. Why not you go there?

Najib: Cannot la. I am not from the North and the people are blaming me for that sodomy case so they won't take too kindly to me. I still believe you are the best candidate la.

PM: I know you la Najib. Okay, I could do it but when I resign, Khairy will act as the PM. You agree?

Najib: Er, er, it was just an idea la, and I can see that it is a bad one. Forget it la.Samy: Er, Pak Lah. I also can. I have no seat now so I am free.

PM: Samy why don't you stop joking? We are serious, you know.

Samy: I am serious la. Why you think I Indian, I cannot win in Permatang Pauh ka?

Najib: Hey Samy you can't even beat a Muslim fundamentalist if you were to contest in Mumbai la.

Annuar: Like this la. Lets accept facts, we know we are going to lose. Last I heard, punters are willing to kuyu BN about 5000 votes, its a lost cause la. Why not we say we are fed-up with them playing a fool with the elections and boycott the by elections.

PM: You mean run away?

Annuar: If we lose with a smaller majority, Anwar will still get in but if we lose with a bigger majority, malu and mampoih la.

Samy: Why must lose with bigger majority?

Annuar: In March no sodomy case also we lost by nearly 14K votes, now got sodomy charges and everyone don't believe it, so what happen?

Muhyidin: I think we put Ezam la. If anybody is going to get slaughtered let it be him.

Nazri: Why not the last candidate, Uz Firdaus?

PM: I heard he is afraid that if he loses, his chances for Ketua Bahagian would be lost.

Samy: I know, I know. We put that Sepol fellow. In our posters we put a picture of his arsehole. Surely can get sympathy one.

Kayveas: Hey Samy, you go play outside with the Puteri UMNO la, kacau only. Talk like retarded boy only. Chit.

Samy: Hey Kayveas, what you say? I cannot tahan you already la, come la if you are brave.

PM: Shut up you two. Go to the corner there and turn towards the wall. Go now.

Nazri: What did Tan Sri Rashid say?

PM: Not enough time to bring the Nepalese, Tibetans and Eskimos here. We have run out of ICs to issue.

Samy: Hey Najib, what about your wife? Nowadays everybody is afraid of her what. Put her la. Surely very explosive affair one.

Najib: Shut up la you. What my wife did to you that you want to talk about her like that? You want me to call her here ka?

Samy: Haiyo, no la. Joking only la. I want to die in one piece.

PM: We still do not have a candidate.

Najib: No matter who the candidate is we will still lose so why bother with a strong one? Lets just put in someone insignificant and let him be slaughtered.

PM: Yes I agree. Aaaa, Samy! Samy! Are you really interested in Permatang Pauh?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

...howwwzattt... who's da man!!!

Just got to work today after a day of cricket and a medical leave the next day. Yesterday morning I just couldn't get myself off the bed, the body seems to reject whatever attempt the mind was asking for it to do.

Yeah, it was the sign of the age that starting to take control of this once a young bloke. It has been 2 days since the match and the straining pain in my tendons, ligaments, calves and whatever muscles there are seems to be very slow in healing themselves. Even the painkillers seems of no help.

Will do another posting on my adventures in Lumut plus pics that will make my fellow cricketer go wild, I mean really...

Saturday, August 9, 2008

...howwwzattt... for being sceptical pt. 2...

This was taken from

Malaysian engineers defend Qantas record
August 08, 2008 05:23pm

MALAYSIAN Airlines has defended its maintenance of Qantas aircraft, saying experts from the Australian carrier signed off on all repairs.

A Qantas jet grounded in Melbourne yesterday because of noise from an air-conditioning fault was the same plane that returned from routine maintenance in Malaysia two months ago with 95 defects, News Ltd reported.

The Canberra-bound Boeing 737 jet returned to the terminal and passengers were transferred to another plane, finally leaving Melbourne 90 minutes later, just before 1pm (AEST) yesterday.

A Qantas spokeswoman said QF850 had problems with an air-conditioning duct unit while taxiing towards the runway. The original faults on the aircraft included a galley that was so badly installed it was a fire risk and gave a flight attendant an electric shock, News Ltd reported.

But Malaysia Airlines senior general manager Mohammed Roslan Ismail said today Qantas had 12 personnel attached to its engineering and maintenance service in Malaysia. "All the highlights were rectified, to the satisfaction of the Qantas team, before aircraft delivery to Australia," he said in a statement.

"With regards to the 'string of faults' that were reported in the media, (Malaysia Airlines) investigated and established that these were unsubstantiated. "This is based on the fact that all these aspects were originally checked and found to be free from defect during the maintenance check and test flight, with the concurrence from the Qantas team."

He said in the case of the flight attendant being given an electric shock, Malaysian engineers had found the root cause of the problem. "We are fully committed to executing all aspects of aircraft engineering maintenance with no compromise to safety and security, as well as meeting the expectations of both our customers and the global regulatory authorities that have recognised our competencies," he said.

Friday, August 8, 2008

...howwwzattt... Lumut anyone?

Lumut anyone? Well, we'll be leaving for Lumut tomorrow sometimes around noon. As usual I will hitch a hike with Zali's MPV and so with some of the guys I think.

Can't wait to have the boys night out, away from the ever nagging other half hahaha... It'll always reminds me of the special bond amongst us when we're in school. Share the same bed, mattresses, pillows and even "gayung" where we used to shared our maggi mee. Except for this time around, we're no longer boys. All have grown up and becoming good citizens but deep down inside, boys will always be boys. Navy, here we come...

Heard this song on the radio while caught-up in the traffic jam this morning and it's kind of refreshing my mind and soul.

Hati Yang Terluka
Broery Marantika

Kan kucari jalan yang sunyi
Untuk menghindar diri darimu
Kuberjanji di dalam hati
Takkan lagi ku menjumpaimu

Di tengahnya kabut bermandi embun pagi
Dingin membuat hatiku membeku

Kau yang telah membuat luka di hatiku
Kau yang telah membuat janji-janji palsu
Kau yang selama ini aku sayangi
Kau merubah cintaku jadi benci

Di tengahnya kabut bermandi embun pagi
Dingin membuat hatiku membeku

Kau yang telah membuat luka di hatiku
Kau yang telah membuat janji-janji palsu
Kau yang selama ini aku sayangi
Kau merubah cintaku jadi benci

Sunday, August 3, 2008

...howwwzattt... statutory declaration anyone?


I couldn't join the team in Ipoh for the Perak Cricket Association Cricket League this weekend. As for that, I'm making this SD for clarification purpose. Next week the team will be travelling to Lumut to face the Navy, perhaps I'm in for the game.








*Copy of the SD has been sent to Staroba Orange Cricket Club.