Thursday, September 3, 2009

howwwzattt... bodo sangat ka rakyat ni...



Someone posted this piece in SERATAS89 group and I do share the same sentiment with the writer that we're just taken for a ride by the power that be. With soooo lame excuse and stupid statement by no other than our own menteri?

Mail Sabri kata harga minyak tak naik. Ianya kekal. Sama ja. Ada minyak harga dua hengget. ada minyak ada sringgit lapan kupang. Sama ja. Tadak beza apa pun. Apa pun tak naik.
Semua maintain. Steady.


Cuma, katanya, minyak RON97, yang selalu rakyat pakai tu, dia naikkan taraf kepada minyak premium. So, bila dah naik taraf ni, otomatik la harga pun canak naik. RON97 naik dari RM1.80 ke dua ringgit.

Tapi jangan risau, katanya. Sebab rakyat masih boleh isi minyak dengan harga RM1.80 lagi, guna RON95. RON97 dah ‘upgrade’, kalau mau yang ‘tak upgrade’, guna RON95. Harga sama. Warna pun cantik, kuning. La ni petrol pam dah macam lampu trafik light. Ada merah, kuning, ngan hijau. Cantik kan? Cantik kan? Kan? Suke tak? Suke tak? Tutup matee! Tutup matee! Suurrrpriissssseeee!!!

Ada jugak yang kena tendang perut bulan2 posa ni.

Soalan pertama, apakah RON97 yang telah dinaiktaraf menjadi minyak premium itu lebih baik kualitinya sebelum harganya dinaikkan? Adakah minyak ini telah dicampur dengan formula2 hebat yang boleh membantu menambahbaik enjin, samada dari segi ‘ketukan’ ka hapa ka?

Adakah dengan menggunakan RON97 yang lebih mahal ini, proton wira 1.3 aku bertambah pikapnya sampai ke tahap aku tak perlu tutup ekon setiap kali meghagaih bukit?

Jawapannya sudah tentu tidak! Dan kalau jawapannya adalah ‘tidak’, jadah hapakah yang kamu naikkan harga minyak yang sama kualitinya ni, tapi tiba2 jadi mahal keesokan harinya? Bukankah itu namanya kamu sengaja menaikkan harga minyak? Bukankah harga minyak sebenarnya telah naik?!

Ini macam pi market nak beli ikan temenung, tiba2 tokey cakap sekilo kena tambah lagi dua ringgit. Tanya pasaipa, dia kata ikan temenung dah jadi ikan premium. Tanya dia lagi ikan temenung yang dia jual harini semua masuk univesiti ka? Ada ijazah semua ka? Isi manis lagi ka? Sisik makin kurang ka? Dia kata dak, sama ja. Tanya lagi ikan temenung kurang ka kot tengah laut la ni? Dia kata dak, belunggok huk lagi. Paihtu kenapa naikkan harga ikan temenung? Dia jawab harga tak naik, tapi taraf ikan temenung ni dah naik, jadi premium.

Tapi harga ikan temenung mahai dari kemarin. Kita kata tak puas hati. Dia kata kita bulih beli ikan puyu, ikan puyu harga sama macam ikan temenung kemarin. Tapi ikan puyu bukan ikan temenung! Kita jawab bantah. Tapi ikan jugak! Dia betah. Tapi kita tak bulih makan ikan puyu, nanti naik ruam. Kita bagi sebab. Dia suruh makan ikan temenung. Tapi ikan temenung mahai! Kita jawab. Bukan mahai, itu harga untuk ikan premium!

Last2 ada yang kena takek dengan parang tengah2 market tuh.

Naik harga cakap la naik harga! Dok pebodo orang pasaipa? Cakap. Harga dah naik. Kalau nak murah, beli yang rendah kualiti. Yang ni dah naik harga. Yang sama. Harga ja beza, lebih mahai. Kan senang?

Soalan kedua. Kenapa naik harga petrol? Mail Sabri dilaporkan dalam tibitiga malam tadi sebagai berkata sebab harga minyak dunia dah naik sampai USD82 setong.

Aku tak pernah hisap rokok. Jauh lagi nak hisap dam atau hidu gam. Tapi masa mengaji dulu, ada sekoq dua kawan2 yang dok wat kerja loklaq ni. Jawapan Mail Sabri ingatkan aku kepada sorang kawan yang overdose ganja. Samada dia hidu gam, atau telebih hidu petrol, aku tatau, tapi statistik tahun bila yang dia rujuk kata harga minyak dunia dah naik sampai USD82 setong?

Harga minyak dunia tak pernah lepas USD75 selepas merudum jatuh sampai ke USD40 tuhari. Samada dia di bawah pengaruh ganja, ataupun sengaja nak membodohkan rakyat sekali lagi, itu aku serah pada pembaca semua. Tapi mengatakan minyak dunia dah naik ke 82 dolar setong adalah statement yang sangat bengong. Tak masuk akal. Dan hanya boleh dilafazkan oleh orang2 yang hilang akal sahaja!

Jadinya, kalau kenaikan bukan disebabkan oleh kenaikan minyak dunia, jadah hapakah yang dinaikkan jugak harga minyak? Adakah sebab BN dah senak tak tau nak kaut duit tang mana, maka last kopek, pau rakyat sekali lagi?

Soalan terakhir. Adakah kualiti RON95 sama seperti RON97? Jika rendah kualitinya, kenapa harganya sama seperti RON97?

Jawapannya jugak adalah tidak. RON95 lebih rendah kualitinya daripada RON97. Dan ada beberapa laporan mengatakan bahawa sesetengah enjin tidak sesuai menggunakan RON95.

Kesimpulannya?

Harga minyak memang dah naik. BN bodohkan rakyat melalui Mail Sabri mengatakan harga tak naik. Rakyat disuruh menggunakan minyak yang rendah kualitinya, tanpa sebarang kebaikan kepada kenderaan, dan disuruh membayar pada harga yang sama!

Mail Sabri kata harga minyak kenderaan tidak berubah, cuma ianya telah ditingkatkan kepada premium.

Rakyat juga akan kata PRU13 ini kerajaan tidak berubah, cuma kami akan gantikannya dengan Pakatan Rakyat, kerajaan Malaysia yang telah dinaiktaraf kepada tahap premium.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

howwwzattt... to cane or not to cane...




Caning: a beating with a cane as a punishment.

This is what my 11th Edition Concise Oxford English Dictionary tells me.

For these few days’ news about this lady who was supposed to be caned were making headlines in all major newspapers including tabloids. It even made ways in Gutteruncensored.

For the time being, the punishment has been deferred until the end of Ramadan and the event was turned into a political debate by every political party across the nation.

Even the PM advised her to appeal against the punishment so that the government can be seen as a caring government in granting her wish. Another political ploy, no?

I believe this is the second times for her to be booked by the religious officials and by this time it has made her a kind of celebrity of sort.

My theory is, there were another person/persons of a high calibre with her caught along during the raid drinking whatever drinks they drank. Unseen hands were manipulating the issue so in time when everything cools down, everyone involved would carry on drinking, no?
Call it a conspiracy theory or what but do remember, lately anything can happens.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

howwwzattt... snippet...


A few days back I went to this seminar about the Score A programme and I’m pretty sure most of the parents and teachers were aware regarding this programme which is to enhance the capability of our children to achieve a good grade in their exam.

Most of us parents nowadays are a busy lots and that includes our children as well. Remember during our times when we have only one session of schooling compare to today where our children have to hurried themselves after school so that they can continue with their “sekolah agama” in the afternoon depending on their school’s session.

During our time, we only went for “mengaji Quran” and after that we could do anything from playing around the village to taking a cool dip in an abandon mine (that’s right, no stream in my area). Sometimes most of the activities were quite dangerous.

Now, since when did our educational system change?

I’m got nothing against the “sekolah agama” but it seems that it has become a trend though the intention is good for our children to learn more on Agama Islam and read and write Arabic. No great effort by the ustaz and the ustazah from the normal school to give inputs toward the children since now the responsibilities were carried out unintentionally by those “sekolah agama rakyat”.

Back to this Score A programme, our educational system has reached a new height which is the MLM level. It’s the first in the country since most of the MLM companies deal with beauty, hygiene and motor oil products whereby Score A deals with education.

Yes, we want our children to excel. We want them to be better than us, we as parents know what are best for them. One day in the near future we could see 100% achievement by our students in every exam they take. We could have so much quantity. But will the quantity gives us quality???

Monday, August 24, 2009

howwwzattt... mortal combat...




This is really good...

“I will wallop him left, right and centre if he does not keep quite. I don’t give a damn about him...” a quote by the grand old man of MIC against his former deputy which was reported in the NST today.

He returned unopposed during the Mac party election and if I’m not mistaken, I’ve read somewhere that this relic from the Jurassic time plans to helm the MIC until 2012? I’m sure from his reputation, in addition to his left, right and centre walloping there were also front and the back remarks... LOL.

I not sure how many MIC members nationwide but I’m pretty certain that none of the higher calibres will ever contest for the highest post in the near future except if he dies while sitting in office.

Even on his deathbed he might ask them to appoint his son as the party president. Who knows...

Meanwhile up-north, things are becoming more interesting.

BAPA RAFIZAH BERI ROHAIZAT HINGGA MALAM INI BUAT PENGAKUAN – malaysiakini

Keluarga Rafizah Mohamad Ali menuntut calon BN, Rohaizat Othman supaya mengisytiharkan beliau mempunyai dua orang isteri, termasuk Rafizah yang menetap di Pahang.

Sehubungan itu, bapanya, Mohamad Ali Abdullah, 59, memberi tempoh sehingga malam ini untuk Rohaizat yang juga setiausaha Umno Permatang Pauh membuat pengumuman tersebut.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

howwwzattt... selamat berpuasa...




His first smile. Yes it was his first smile or at least that what I was thinking of. Well, don't blame me. You can't make a month old baby to smile or to cry but when they do smile, your heart and pride swell to a new height.

Can't wait the moment when baby Zaheer would utter his first word and of course babies all over the world will say "baba" or sounds similar to it which is their father of course.

So mums, eat your heart out. You ladies faced the pain in labor instead we the male species got the credit.

So, how was it?