Tuesday, October 21, 2008

...howwwzattt... and the list goes on...

Shahrukh Khan accepts Datukship. Now we know from whom did they get their advice from (read here).

MALACCA: Bollywood heartthrob Shah Rukh Khan has accepted the Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) award from Yang diPertua Negri (or governor) Tun Mohd Khalil Yaakob, which carries the title of Datuk.

“He will try to make it in November but the date of the ceremony has yet to be fixed".

This is the best part. "Mohd Ali reiterated that arrangements for the actor’s trip here is being made through former Finance Minister Tun Daim Zainuddin, who was the one who mooted the idea."

I don't know whether the former Finance Minister just making fun out of them or just saying out loud in jest, but they really bought the splendid idea.

The people of Malacca must've been in a jolly good mood to welcome their new Datuk this coming November or is it just my thought?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

...howwwzattt... a world record was broken...

Hmm… a typical Saturday for me, not that I got nothing better to do but it is just yet another rostered working Saturday for me.

Been here and there I mean in the virtual world of the World Wide Web. Malaysiakini, Malaysia Today, StarOnline, Utusan Online, Bernama.com, Tranung Kite, email, yahoogroups and last but not least the Facebook. When the mind goes numb, switch over to You Tube or better still You Porn. Don’t tell me you were shocked. Everybody goes there, I admit myself being there “accidentally” once in a while. Okay okay it was solely for research purposes, nothing else. Any heterosexual male must’ve been there or sites similar to it.

India's mighty batsman Sachin Tendulkar acknowledges the plaudits
of the crowd as he sets a world record for Test runs, eclipsing West Indian
Brian Lara's total, during the first day of the second Test yesterday.

In cricket, the headline was Tendulkar Breaks World Record As India Rally. Tendulkar reached the milestone on 15, surpassing the 11,953 runs Lara scored before he retired from international cricket in 2007. Tendulkar hit 88 after Australian left-arm paceman Mitchell Johnson led a splendid fightback on a good batting pitch. Disappointedly he fell short of his 40th test centuries. It took him 19 years to get there.

Tomorrow the SOCC will face the Old Putra Association (RMC) at the newly facelifted UKM Oval in Bangi in a friendly match. Actually we are more of a social team to meet the social contract and networking purposes unlike the OPA which they have A team, B team or C team at their disposal depending on the competetiveness of the opponent. Probably they’ll be sending their Sunday’s team against SOCC strongest side.

Why most of us stick to cricket instead of upgrading it into golf? One interesting reason is, it got to do with our wives. We could only play cricket during the day and only in good weather and light. In golf, you can play anytime of the day you like, let it rain or shine. Some clubs even let you walk on their greens round the clock.

Our wives are happy as long we’re not into golf, we get to spend quality time with our wives errr… I mean quality time with our family and I think those lonely wives of those golfers must’ve felt even more lonely during those rainy nights hahaha…

As for me, no golfing or is it for now. Who knows…

Friday, October 17, 2008

...howwwzattt... if only...

What does Dato’ Wira Shahrukh Khan and Malacca have in common? I think none of it except for Dato’ Wira Shahrukh Khan’s title were given by someone from Malacca. Come to think of it, the one that bestowed the title himself is not from Malacca. Correct me if I’m wrong.

I wonder who made the recommendation list for this year datukship awards? They should better put my name in the next year list. Why???

My reasoning is simple. I work as an aircraft structural technician with our national carrier. I oversee the aircraft fitness before it ever leaves ground. Imagine with a slightest mistake will cause catastrophic effect which in turn involve with the loss of human lives. It is a “JIHAD”, my duty as a muslim and a fellow human being.

So, I want my datukship soonest. To liven up things, they should give the datukship start from the pilots straight to the maintenance personnels. So, how was that?

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

...howwwzattt... welcome to the club bro...

Photo courtesy from Utusan Malaysia Online

PEKAN 12 Okt. - Majlis persandingan cucunda Sultan Pahang, Tengku Nurul Kamalia Tengku Kamil Ismail dengan seorang ahli perniagaan, Ahmad Najmi Abdul Razak di Dewan Utama, Istana Abu Bakar di sini malam tadi berlangsung penuh gilang gemilang dengan dihadiri kira-kira 10,000 jemputan. (more here)

SELAMAT PENGANTIN BARU to my dearest old friend from SERATAS Taiping. He was my schoolmate (class of 85-89), my batchmate, my classmate and my dorm-mate. I was in the same class with him from 1985 when we were in form 1 up to form 3. When we're in form 4, we shared the same dormitory and the same "house" which is rumah merah aka Garuda.

He was a keen sportsman, a very good hockey player captaining the school's team. Also played for the Larut Matang/Selama district and went on to play for Perak.

He was a very play safe guy, unlike me more of an adventurist if you know what I mean. Someone that chicks would feel comfortable to hang with hahahaha...

Anyway, selamat pengantin baru bro and let your clan prospers hereafter...

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

howwwzattt... don't insult my intelligence...

Damn, damn, damn!!! When will they honour their promise? They clap their hands and banged their fists in the parliament when they succeed in increasing the fuel price. Clap their hands, banged their fist? Isn't they suppose to find solution for the fiasco? So they decide it will be a 70 cents increase and later just before raya they reduced it by a mere 10 cents.

The world oil price has falls back just under $90. When they increased the fuel price, if I'm not mistaken it was somewhere $140 per barrel. Now it has gone way under, what will they do?

During a tv interview not long ago, the minister in charge said the government has to look into many things and ways and that includes the reactions and feedbacks from the retailers. He specifically mention the retailers!!! What about us la brader??? Aren't our reactions and feedbacks are not good enough for you??? Bloody hell. Are you guys somehow protecting them rather than us???

This is what my wife said, "Naik mendadak, turun merangkak."

Friday, October 3, 2008

...howwwzattt... let's get it started in here... woohooo...

A boer goat buck.

No original posting from me this time, anyhow I would like to share this piece taken from "Kata Tak Nak" blog which I'm sure you guys can figure out what the joke was all about. Perhap there were some truth in it, don't you think so?

Glitch in heaven

Judge: This is a special inquiry to find out what actually happened on the day in question to decide on measures to be taken to prevent this catastrophe from ever repeating. Mr. Prosecutor, you may proceed.

Pro: Your honour, I call upon Angel 2 to take the stand. Angel 2, since you are an angel, you will not be able to lie so no oaths necessary. Tell us what happened that day.

A2: I was on my way home after my shift when I dropped by Angel4's place. He looked very tired. When I asked him if he was feeling alright, he said he was okay and that he had one more job to do before calling it the day.

Pro: What did you do then?

A2: I asked if he needed a hand, he said that his work was delicate and that I wouldn't be able to do it without proper training.

Pro: Okay thank you, now I would like to call Angel4. You are also an angel and are incapable of lying. Tell us what happened with the last job on that day.

A4: I was talking to A2 and was really tired because I had to do double shift. You see Angel3 called in sick so I thought I'd continue and maybe he could stand in for me on another day.

Pro: Did you realise you made a mistake that day?

A4: No, not at all, I thought all went well until I received a letter asking me for my log on that night. I checked through the log and was aghast that I had made a serious error.

Pro: What was the error?

A4: Since my department was the 'high priority' department, we were supposed to be extra careful and record everything we put in. As you could see in my log I put in everything that was needed accept one.

Pro: What was it that you forgot to put?

A4: First of all I would like to apologise that my negligence caused this catastrophe. As you know, being an angel, I am incapable of malice so nothing was done on purpose. I admit I was negligent and it was a result of extreme fatigue and that short conversation I had with A2 made me lost track of what I was doing.

Pro: Now tell us what is it that you forgot to put in.

A4: I was extra careful because of the highly sensitive nature of my work. I checked through all genes and double checked them before marking them ready.

Pro: Is this the log belonging to that specimen you are talking about?

A4: Yes, this is it and that is my signature.

Pro: Please mark this evidence as AAB. You may continue.

A4: Last week I was asked to produce this log that I did 60 over years ago because it seems that I had been grossly negligent in my duty resulting in a catastrophe of epic proportions.

Pro: After checking the log, did you identify any specific mistakes?

A4: Yes, I found that I made a grave mistake, infact after realising it I also checked all other logs I was involved in for the last 1 century.

Pro: Oh, you did? Did you find any other mistakes?

A4: Yes, I found 2 more. One could not be undone because it has expired and another is potentially even more dangerous.

Pro: This is very disturbing, I thought there is only one and now you say there are 3.

A4: Let me begin with the 1st one, the one that cannot be undone. I had carelessly filled in too much ego substance in the ego genes and forgot the compassion genes altogether. The evil genes left by Satan that was meant for destruction was mistakenly marked and I had inserted them into that specimen. This specimen is marked MM.

Pro: My God, what have you done? Go ahead.

A4: The next one is the AAB specimen that we are inquiring into now. After fixing the brain genes in its proper place, I forgot to fill it with the 'mind' substance.

Pro: You mean, you created a brain without any mind?

A4: I am afraid so. After checking through I also found that I had put in extra active sleep genes in the specimen.

Pro: Do you know of the gravity of these mistakes of yours? You said there is another one that could be undone, what is it?

A4: This one is marked NAR. I accidentally filled it with Boer Stud virility genes.