Friday, October 3, 2008
...howwwzattt... let's get it started in here... woohooo...
A boer goat buck.
No original posting from me this time, anyhow I would like to share this piece taken from "Kata Tak Nak" blog which I'm sure you guys can figure out what the joke was all about. Perhap there were some truth in it, don't you think so?
Glitch in heaven
Judge: This is a special inquiry to find out what actually happened on the day in question to decide on measures to be taken to prevent this catastrophe from ever repeating. Mr. Prosecutor, you may proceed.
Pro: Your honour, I call upon Angel 2 to take the stand. Angel 2, since you are an angel, you will not be able to lie so no oaths necessary. Tell us what happened that day.
A2: I was on my way home after my shift when I dropped by Angel4's place. He looked very tired. When I asked him if he was feeling alright, he said he was okay and that he had one more job to do before calling it the day.
Pro: What did you do then?
A2: I asked if he needed a hand, he said that his work was delicate and that I wouldn't be able to do it without proper training.
Pro: Okay thank you, now I would like to call Angel4. You are also an angel and are incapable of lying. Tell us what happened with the last job on that day.
A4: I was talking to A2 and was really tired because I had to do double shift. You see Angel3 called in sick so I thought I'd continue and maybe he could stand in for me on another day.
Pro: Did you realise you made a mistake that day?
A4: No, not at all, I thought all went well until I received a letter asking me for my log on that night. I checked through the log and was aghast that I had made a serious error.
Pro: What was the error?
A4: Since my department was the 'high priority' department, we were supposed to be extra careful and record everything we put in. As you could see in my log I put in everything that was needed accept one.
Pro: What was it that you forgot to put?
A4: First of all I would like to apologise that my negligence caused this catastrophe. As you know, being an angel, I am incapable of malice so nothing was done on purpose. I admit I was negligent and it was a result of extreme fatigue and that short conversation I had with A2 made me lost track of what I was doing.
Pro: Now tell us what is it that you forgot to put in.
A4: I was extra careful because of the highly sensitive nature of my work. I checked through all genes and double checked them before marking them ready.
Pro: Is this the log belonging to that specimen you are talking about?
A4: Yes, this is it and that is my signature.
Pro: Please mark this evidence as AAB. You may continue.
A4: Last week I was asked to produce this log that I did 60 over years ago because it seems that I had been grossly negligent in my duty resulting in a catastrophe of epic proportions.
Pro: After checking the log, did you identify any specific mistakes?
A4: Yes, I found that I made a grave mistake, infact after realising it I also checked all other logs I was involved in for the last 1 century.
Pro: Oh, you did? Did you find any other mistakes?
A4: Yes, I found 2 more. One could not be undone because it has expired and another is potentially even more dangerous.
Pro: This is very disturbing, I thought there is only one and now you say there are 3.
A4: Let me begin with the 1st one, the one that cannot be undone. I had carelessly filled in too much ego substance in the ego genes and forgot the compassion genes altogether. The evil genes left by Satan that was meant for destruction was mistakenly marked and I had inserted them into that specimen. This specimen is marked MM.
Pro: My God, what have you done? Go ahead.
A4: The next one is the AAB specimen that we are inquiring into now. After fixing the brain genes in its proper place, I forgot to fill it with the 'mind' substance.
Pro: You mean, you created a brain without any mind?
A4: I am afraid so. After checking through I also found that I had put in extra active sleep genes in the specimen.
Pro: Do you know of the gravity of these mistakes of yours? You said there is another one that could be undone, what is it?
A4: This one is marked NAR. I accidentally filled it with Boer Stud virility genes.