Thursday, November 8, 2007
MALAYSIAN CAN-OR-NOT: http://lawakjoke.blogspot.com/search/label/%28BM%29%20Lawak%20Politik
American Spaceman is called Astronaut, Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut, Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut and Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-not. Malaysia Astronaut Association Second Edition (MAASE), was thinking about sending somebody into space. Three potential can-or-nots were called for an interview - Sami Belu, Narjip and Oh Kah Teng.
MAASE interviews Sami Belu first: "So Belu, this is a dangerous mission. How much do you think you should be paid?"
Belu replied: "Ten million ringgit."
"Waa lan, Why so much?"
"Very dangerous mission la, maybe no come back!" replied Sami Belu.
"That's understandable," says MAASE.
"Thank you.. Please ask Narjip to come in here." So Narjip walks in and was asked with the same question.
"Alamak!...bahaya ke? 20 million la, "replied Narjip.
"Dua puluh million? Dua kali banyak woi!!! Itu Indian contractor baru minta sepuluh million."
"Ya betul tapi..," explains Narjip, " Saya kan ada 4 isteri and 15 anak ... Keluarga saya perlu banyak wang untuk jika apa-apa berlaku!"
"Hmm..betul tu," says MAASE.
"Okay, panggil tu cipek masuk?"
"Siapa tu?""Oh Kah Teng la..."
Oh Kah Teng comes in and MAASE asks, "Given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"
Oh Kah Teng thinks for a while and says, "30 million."
"What?!? 30 million!? Why so much?"
Oh kah Teng beckons him to come closer.He quietly whispers into his ear "You take 10 million, I take 10 million,and then use the extra ten million, send that aneh to space lah!"